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For ten years ‘Images You Should Not Masturbate To’ has helped those with a lewd imagination re-assess what they find arousing.

While the title may come across as a little judgemental, we just want to point out to those who find images like a sinking ship or an erect copper downpipe worthy of some self-love that their attractions sit well outside of normal and that may be why they move about in public in fear of spontaneous embarrassment.

For the grubby continental, the book is now available in German and Spanish.

The Hoff Images you should not masturbate to

When in Germany, The Hoff loves a little refresher course.

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