ORIGINAL PRODUCTS AND CURIOUS PRINTS. THE GIFTS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED.
A fold out chart of world history.
The definitive guide to when and where to travel through time to meet the most interesting people and witness the great events of history.
The original invisible action figure. By way of avoiding the continual decline in the manufacturing quality of figurines across the industry, we didn’t include one.
Twenty years after we launched Invisible Jim we realised he had a female accomplice standing next to him the whole time – Invisible Jen.
Call yourself a true Geordie?
Then you know every movement and pose of the ancient Newcastle art of Tyne Chi.
This limited edition poster is printed with ink infused with Newcastle Brown Ale on paper colour-matched to part of a Greggs sausage roll. Makes you proud to be a Geordie.
Are you terrible at archery? Not anymore. With Targets for shit archers and its repositionable bullseyes you know that at any time you can appear to be a present-day Robin Hood.
The original bad message fortune cookies. We have halted production as there is enough misfortune in the world at the moment.
Available on Amazon, ‘Images You Should Not Masturbate To’ is the primary resource for those who need help establishing whether they have an unhealthy preoccupation with the dark arts of self-love.
A new book featuring a collection of mock book covers that should never be published, has just been published.
More original products, prints and humorous collectables from the Elsewhere Trading Company coming soon.